Certified Smokehouse Olivia Pierson Wishes The Big Embiid A Happy V-Day #ShipDocked UPDATE: #FakeNews

I have zero idea what #ShipDocked means. And with Embiid checking in at a solid African 7’2, I’m too afraid to ask. I guess this means JoJo is either locked down by the Instagram beaut with 1.5 million followers…or he is friendzoned to hell. Either way, as long as the big man is happy, I’m happy. Usually I follow the age old Mickey mantra of “Women Weaken Legs”, but if hanging around with smokes ahoy make the big man feel better, more power to him. Now get her to fully cure him and then she’ll be considered even more of a Goddess.

UPDATE: Embiid gives his clear and concise thoughts on IG Live: